Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Pretty Kitty
I woke up this morning opened my window and there was this cat staring at me. “Awww,” you say, “how precious” And you’d be right. This was an adorable, kitty except for the massive bone hanging out of its mouth. Ok, I get that cats are carnivores, but this was no mouse or even a rat bone. It was, at the very least, the bone of a small child.
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Umm, "the bone of a small child" is disturbing, to say the least.
ReplyDeleteDid lamb/calf/sheep/goat/etc... not cross your mind, or was there something decidedly human about the bone :P !?!
No, it was a purely logical statement. There are much more small children running around than there are various ungulates
ReplyDeleteTrue, but on the other hand, butchers are more common than murderers.
ReplyDeleteand stray kitties are more common than both
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