And I mean lime

I went to the rugby game last night and witnessed the destruction of a young man’s future. This poor, unfortunate soul could barely stand let alone walk and was clothed in not but a Borat-style, lime green “swimsuit”. If my parents are reading this and don’t know what that is...please, for your own sake, don’t Google it. I’m sure if this kid had been a little more lucid he would have been very embarrassed. It didn’t help the situation when people started taking pictures and the frat boys behind us started throwing empty beer cans at him. What started out as funny turned sad much too quickly. Other than that the game was pretty standard. Kurt Darren came out to sing a few sounds and the national anthem, and I came to the realization that he will be my future husband and serenade me to sleep with much too perky Afrikaans music every night and we’ll live happily ever after.

Oh and it was a close call, but we won the rugby game in the end. Meaning that we’ve won 100% of all Varsity Cups (ie. we’ve won the two they’ve had since it was created). Go Maties!