I passed my driver's test!!! I have no idea why. It went horribly. But I passed. It just goes to show how being polite and nice to people gets you further in life. All right boys and girls now it's story time.
After I barely passed the test, I went grocery shopping with my mom and aunt. We were walking down this one aisle and there was this old lady standing at the bottom of it with her arms full of Kleenex boxes, smiling away at me. Thinking that she was waiting for us to stop blocking the aisle, I smile back and mini run/hop out of her way. As I'm walking past her (still smiling) she says "I like the way you move your feet" I'm so confused and creeped out by this statement, I give her this dirty how-dare-you-talk-to-me-back-off-creep look. It was too late before I realized that she was probably referring to my practicing the c-walk while my mom and aunt argued about the pros and cons of generic chicken broth. I'm such a horrible person, who gives nice old ladies a look like that. I even tried to find her afterward to explain but to no avail...
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Hey, congrats! You should have told me yesterday when I met you. I could have congratulated you in person, which I am led to believe, is somehow different.
ReplyDeleteHad you driven up to UBC yesterday !?! You should have said. I had to get groceries. I had to carry them all back from the Safeway. Darn you.
I didn't think of it, sorry...I was feeling kinda anti-social anyway. And I took the bus to UBC, so I couldn't have taken you shopping. I may have my license, but alas no vehicle
ReplyDelete"Testage" is a very icky word... kinda like moist.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you could be anti-social if you tried. But then again, you've been giving nice old ladies the stink-eye. This is a darker and altogether more interesting side to you. I'm intrigued.
ReplyDeleteTestage is only icky 'cause it sounds like testicle or vestige or both combined...use it in a sentence? Ok "He only had a testage left" hehe
ReplyDeleteI can't be anti-social if I try...only if I'm not trying, or trying to be social...sometimes then, too